Significant and Catastrophic Phases of Male Sexuality – Professor Freudsig Mund

The Infant and the Touching of the Skin;

His Nocturnal Emissions;

The Mind and Erections;

Impotence and the Mind;

His Impotence;

Memory Loss;

The Old Man and the Touching of Cold Surfaces;

 

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