The Trend

The Pope took mass at a local church naked; For Adam and Eve were naked; And they were not ashamed; And the parish priest saw nothing but divine transparency; And it began a trend;

 

A naked customer went shopping at a convenience store; An observant store management liked the idea; For there’d be no shoplifting; And the sales assistants wouldn’t be suffering abuse; And it began a trend;

 

A naked drug counsellor was allowed direct entry to a mega dance party; The pulsating strobe lights revitalising his body; And every patron threw their party drugs away; And it began a trend;

 

A trans-animal activist went to the zoo naked; And she was asked by the keepers why she was nude; And she said it was to identify with the animals; And they accepted her philosophy; And it began a trend; 

 

A newly elected MP, a former ghost worker, stood naked in parliament; And she made her maiden speech; And in it she said there must be no face discrimination; And the other MPs took off their masks; And it began a trend;

 

At the World Cup Final, a Russian oligarch sat naked in the public stands; And the nearby fans soon realised there are really no winners or losers; And they began a chant; The oligarch joining in; And it began a trend;

 

A market analyst rang the bell naked in Wall Street; And the traders became uneasy; For they couldn’t tell if the market was going bull or bear; And they held off buying and selling; And it began a trend;

 

A new advisor stood naked before the president; And he said he liked what he saw; For quality staffing was an issue; And he told Congress he’s found someone he could truly trust; And it began a trend.

 

In My Kitchen Rules a contestant was cooking naked; And the judges developed an interest; Her starter prawns a la plancha; Her main course a chicken roast; And for dessert a plain red jelly; And it began a trend.