An Aussie Parable

He’s inebriated, a beetroot newt

Here’s another, you bloody beaut

He’s been drinking most of the day

Until he left the pub at 1AM

With an alcohol level of point186.

He negotiated the wobbly floor

Captured by video surveillance

And staggered out the pub’s front door

Crossed the road and slid down a bank

The cold water’s edge awaiting

A rock banged upon his head

He was later found to be dead.

 

The coroner slapped the publican’s face

Tanking the drunken cobber is a disgrace

The coroner suggests council erect a fence

Without boundaries, life makes little sense.

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