A Fuller Stop

He’s a seasoned Aussie mullet stunned

By his hard drinking and smog smoking,

And with an ego blistered by degrees

He’s a living, swelling acid tub.

Just carried along by two legs wobbling

He’s hungry and starts his gobbling

Up his mates, fluent in slip slobbering.

The publican who refuses to serve

Him his fifteenth amber nuzzler

Says, by gosh, he’s been an avid guzzler!

For when a phantom, prodding finger

Makes a presence in his massive chest,

It’s time for the mullet’s mullet

To stop it’s wildly growing madly

On account of a massive heart attack.

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