A Fuller Stop
He’s a seasoned Aussie mullet stunned
By his hard drinking and smog smoking,
And with an ego blistered by degrees
He’s a living, swelling acid tub.
Just carried along by two legs wobbling
He’s hungry and starts his gobbling
Up his mates, fluent in slip slobbering.
The publican who refuses to serve
Him his fifteenth amber nuzzler
Says, by gosh, he’s been an avid guzzler!
For when a phantom, prodding finger
Makes a presence in his massive chest,
It’s time for the mullet’s mullet
To stop it’s wildly growing madly
On account of a massive heart attack.
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