Mr Hellsburden
Mr Hellsburden is going to war
But not before he has drunk his tea
While he waits for his wife to finish
Ironing and stiffing his finest suit
For he likes to impress his comrades
And look his best in the war room
Mr Hellsburden is thinking of war
He’s invested in the rising stock
Keeping safe all his homely assets
There’ll be carnage at the warring front
The emotional damage for him to repair
He’ll personally hand out the medals
Mr Hellsburden is living though war
A torrid situation in which he thrives
These are doldrums that will come
With high orders for freedom’s sake
There are freedom fighters to admire
These chips off his Ministerial shoulders
Mr Hellsburden is backing the war
And feels rather pleased with himself
As he closes the front door and leaves
His loving wife and his little off cuts
And steps aboard a first-class carriage
And go to the Room to be with the boys
Mr Hellsburden is liking this war
A safe warrior in the fire fight of pawns
His fellow warriors stare down the enemy
Their guns are weak with misinformation
And when soldiers die they will be heroes
For making the Minister’s homeland safer
Mr Hellsburden is safely home after the war
Sipping camomile tea with his family dear
As they hear the news of re-construction
Of the minds and bodies of those returned
Who shall be on the slow road to redress
Victims helping victims who need it most.
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